Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once
Hah, don’t I need this
this is being brought to our town
Ok, so….story time. (I live near one of these) Once, we had cookies delivered to our dorm and ordered them under the name Voldemort. When the delivery guy arrived, he goes ‘COOKIES FOR THE DARK LORD?!’
So we gave him a fantastic tip.there are wistful tears in my eyeballs
(Source: audreyii-fic, via maniizu)
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